Love notes never go out of style whether written on paper or typed into your phone. Make your love interest smile with a quick, funny quote to let him know you caren, also every man loves a good play on words or comparison measure. So let him know just how strong your feelings are by comparing it to something he’ll find funny and relevant. Here u can find Funny love quotes for him, short funny love quotes for him, cute and funny quotes for him, quotes to make him feel special, funny movie quotes about love, funny love quotes after fight, funny couple captions, funny love messages.
Funny love quotes for him
- I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.
- I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.
- You must be made of Iodine, Livermorium, and Uranium because I Lv U!
- You’re basically the cutest thing I have ever loved, after my kitten.
- Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday… yesterday you were pretty annoying.
- Love makes people do silly things. Like, it made me send you this message!
- You’re the obi wan for me.
- I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
- You’re the cheese to my macaroni.
- Besides chocolate, you’re my favorite.
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
- I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
- Together with you is my favorite place to be.
- Let’s be weird and wonderful together.
- It’s amazing how one day someone walks into your life, and then the next day you wonder how you lived without them.
- You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life.
- Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja.
- A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. ~ Tim Allen
- As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy. ~ Ralphie May
short funny love quotes for him
- I love you a latte!
- We go along like salt and pepper.
- We go along like peanut butter and jelly.
- We go along like eggs and bacon.
- You’re my lifehack.
- You’re the cheese to my macaroni.
- You’re the frosting on my cake.
- You’re my sugar rush!
- You’re my favorite flavor.
- You are the apple to my pie.
- Are you looking for a cute Instagram couple? Well, here we are!
- Let’s cuddle so I can steal your body heat.
- You’re better than chocolate.
- My favorite place is inside your hug.
- You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.
- We look at each other like how we look at chocolate cake.
- You are my today and all of my tomorrows.
- My heart stops when you look at me.
- You make my heart go doki-doki!
- Sometimes, I just wonder and think about how you manage to look cute all the time
- All I want to do is taco about you.
- You melt my heart like an ice lolly on a sweltering summer day.
- You’re the reason I smile whenever I look at my phone.
- Love is sharing your popcorn.
- You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
- You’re the person I will tease forever.
- He calls me beautiful like it’s my actual name.
- She calls me handsome like it’s my actual name.
- I still fall for you every day. And twice on Sunday!
- Sugar and spice, that’s us.
cute and funny love quotes for him
- You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That is your common sense leaving your body.
- I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
- Love is sharing your popcorn. ~ Charles Schultz
- I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.
- I solemnly swear I am up to no good. Especially when I am all alone with you!
- You want to know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.
- I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a care bear, I’d definitely fight a care bear for you.
- Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. ~ Franklin P. Jones
- Falling in love with you sure beats the other falls I had today!
- You’re basically the cutest thing I’ve ever loved, after my kitten.
- What’s more adorable than a baby panda snuggling a baby chick? Our love.
- If our love were a triangle, it’d be a-cute one!
- If you checked with your doctor, I bet he’d say you’ve got a bad case of being loveable.
- You’re adorable because I’m able to adore you.
- Will you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.
- Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along!
- I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
- Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you!
- Good thing I brought my library card because I’m totally checking you out.
- In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Love is being stupid together. ~ Paul Valery
- Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage. ~ Ambrose Bierce
- You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!
quotes to make him feel special
- If you checked with your doctor, I bet he’d say you’ve got a bad case of being loveable.
- I love you. Even though you’re a jerk sometimes.
- I know why you’re so tired. You have vitamin ‘Me’ deficiency.
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
- You’re adorable because I’m able to adore you.
- I promise to always cop a feel when you’re trying to get ready in the morning.
- top funny love quotes for him
- The reason why you’re so adorable is ’coz I constantly adore you.
- I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
- Money can’t buy me happiness, but loving you can!
- I promise to love you, respect you, support you, and above all else, make sure I’m not just yelling at you because I’m hungry. Gladys Canby
- I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
- Together with you is my favorite place to be.
- Your hugs trap me like a fly in a window.
- I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat. Gilda Lily
- What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. Cindy Garner
- Let’s be weird and wonderful together.
- Love makes people do silly things. For instance, it made me send you this message!
- cute funny love quotes for him
- I love you more than coffee. But please don’t make me prove it. Gerry Attrick
- It’s amazing how one day someone walks into your life, and then the next day you wonder how you lived without them.
- I am yours. No refunds. Anita Bath
- You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life.
- You’ve got everything I’ll ever need: strong arms, a loving heart, and a freezer full of ice cream!
- I love you from my head tomatoes. Bea O’ Problem
- Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja.
- I used to be addicted to coffee, now I’m addicted to you!
- Who wears the pants in our relationship?’ We prefer it when neither of us are wearing pants. Felix Cited
- A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. Tim Allen
funny movie quotes about love
- “I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so badly.” Kathleen Kelly (Meg Ryan) You’ve Got Mail
- “I like you very much. Just as you are.” Mark Darcy (Colin Firth) – Bridget Jones’s Diary
- “As you wish” Westley (Carey Elwes) – The Princess Bride
- “To me, you are perfect.” Mark (Andrew Lincoln) – Love Actually
- “You said you couldn’t be with someone who didn’t believe in you. Well, I believed in you. I just didn’t believe in me.” Blane (Andrew McCarthy) – Pretty In Pink
- “Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.” Westley (Carey Elwes) – The Princess Bride
- “It’s like in that moment the whole universe existed just to bring us together.” Jonathan Trager (John Cusack) – Serendipity
- “You’re the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.” Melanie (Reese Witherspoon) – Sweet Home Alabama
- “Choose me. Marry me. Let me make you happy.” Julieanne (Julia Roberts) – My Best Friend’s Wedding
- “You make me happy. Even when you’re awful, I would rather be with you, even the you that you seem to think is diminished, than with anyone else in the world.” Lou Clark Me Before You
- “Because you saw me when I was invisible.” Mia (Anne Hathaway) – The Princess Diaries
- “I think I’d miss you even if we’d never met.” – Nick Mercer (Dermot Mulroney) – The Wedding Date
- “Is it still raining? I hadn’t noticed.” Carrie (Andie MacDowell) – Four Weddings And A Funeral
- “You don’t have to understand. You just have to have faith… faith in destiny.” Sara – (Kate Beckinsdale) Serendipity
- “Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly losing your mind.” Kevin (James Marsden) – 27 Dresses
- “In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find someone who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you.” Mac MacGuff (JK Simmons) – Juno
- “When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” – Harry Burns (Billy Crystal) – When Harry Met Sally
- “I can’t see anything I don’t like about you.” Joel (Jim Carey)
funny quotes after fight
- “I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.” — Al E. Gater
- funny love quote for him
- “I love you even more than I am annoyed by you. Which is a lot.” — Brighton Early
- “Mornings were made for sleeping, bacon, beer, and chocolate.” — Ima Hogg
- “Let’s cuddle so I can steal your body heat.” — Jack Pott
- funny love quote for him
- “I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.” — Iona Mink
- funny love quote for him
- “I love you even when I’m really, really hungry.” — Holly Wood
- funny love quote for him
- “I love you in a way that’s nauseating to others.” — Dinah Mite
- funny love quote for him
- “I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.” — Frank N. Stein
- funny love quote for him
- “Every day I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying.” — Earl E
- “I love you. Even though you’re a jerk sometimes.” — Shirley U. Care
- “I promise to always cop a feel when you’re trying to get ready in the morning.” — Upton O. Goode
- funny love quote for him
- “I promise to love you, respect you, support you, and above all else, make sure I’m not just yelling at you because I’m hungry.” — Gladys Canby
- “I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.” — Gilda Lily
- “I love you more than coffee. But please don’t make me prove it.” — Gerry Attrick
- “I am yours. No refunds.” — Anita Bath
- “I love you from my head tomatoes.” — Bea O’ Problem
- funny love quote for him
- “Who wears the pants in our relationship?’ We prefer it when neither of us are wearing pants.” — Felix Cited
- funny love quote for him
- “I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.” — Emma Nate
- funny love quote for him
- “Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh I put up with you. So we’re even.” — Mand Lynne
funny couple captions
- I’m thirsty, not for water, but for you.
- Paradise found.
- We’re definitely two of a kind!
- The excellent blend of love and madness!
- Big spoon and little spoon.
- Screw flirting! I’m going to win you over with my awkwardness.
- Don’t you think that “Husband and Wife” has a nice ring to it?
- The perfect couple? Yeah, they fart and fight too.
- I love you like a cow loves not being a burger.
- Guess what? We both like taking long romantic walks…to the fridge.
- You can have my heart. And my ass.
- Pretty glad we both swiped right.
- My heart always go boom whenever you’re in the room.
- You’re my favorite notification.
- With you, everything’s twice the fun and half the trouble.
- I open my heart to you. Just make sure that you sew it back up.
- The only time I stop talking is when I’m kissing you.
- You’re always on my mind. I think this is what being single-minded means.
- Something tells me that this is finally going to last forever.
- Out of all the fish in the sea, I caught you. How extremely lucky is that?!
- Forget the butterflies! Whenever I’m with you, I feel like a whole zoological garden.
- He stole my heart, so I’m stealing his surname.
- I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you’ve got two hands.
- Not to brag, but I think we’re really cute together.
- Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
- I fell in love with you the first time you laughed at my jokes.
- Our love is that romantic comedy that you’ve always wanted to hate but is too damn cute to hate!
- You know when to listen and when to tell me I’m an idiot.
- We always have fun together. Coincidence? I think not!
- My heart throbs in delight whenever I see you. Well, at least I hope it’s my heart.
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funny love message
- Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.
- Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t.
- I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.
- I love you like a nerd loves his bow tie.
- I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me. Al E. Gater
- Besides my cup of coffee, you’re my favorite.
- I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.
- Love is telling someone that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake.
- I love you even more than I am annoyed by you. Which is a lot. Brighton Early
- The way you look at me is similar to the way I look at a chocolate cake. I love it!
- You must be made of Iodine, Livermorium, and Uranium because I Lv U!
- best funny love quotes for him
- I love you like scotch loves rocks.
- Mornings were made for sleeping, bacon, beer, and chocolate. Ima Hogg
- An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. Agatha Christie
- You’re basically the cutest thing I have ever loved, after my kitten.
- Loving you makes me hot like sriracha on ghost peppers!
- Let’s cuddle so I can steal your body heat. Jack Pott
- True love is singing karaoke ‘Under Pressure’ and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part. Mindy Kaling
- Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday… yesterday you were pretty annoying.
- I love you like a quarterback loves a pump fake.
- I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you. Iona Mink
- Oh, no! I like you more than I planned to.
- good funny love quotes for him
- Love makes people do silly things. Like, it made me send you this message!
- Falling in love with you sure beats the other falls I had today!
- I love you even when I’m really, really hungry. Holly Wood
- A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. Tim Allen
- You’re the obi wan for me.
- You’re basically the cutest thing I’ve ever loved, after my kitten.
- I love you in a way that’s nauseating to others. Dinah Mite
- My dopamine levels go crazy when I’m with you.
- I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
- What’s more adorable than a baby panda snuggling a baby chick? Our love.
